Merch sales: $0
Shows played: shows?
Friendships destroyed: all of them
Showers taken: 0 (normal weekend)
Beers drank: 1.3
Garys: 1
Good times had: A MILLION TIMES INFINITY YAAAY!!! Actually, no.
Do the math.
R.I.P. BIIPIIGWAN. The shittiest band that barely was.